I got high and ate… a whole bag of chocolate chips

Got baked in the bathroom after a long weekend. Raided the pantry and a bag of chocolate chips jumped out at me. After 3 handfuls, i wanted something different – but I was already In-Da-Couch. Eating the whole bag seemed easier than getting up.

Karma’s a bitch, BITCH!

I love karma. It’s such a fantastic concept. It’s the balance of life – the backhand of the golden rule. You fuck someone over – someone fucks you over right back. Unfortunately, karma is inconsistent at best. Society, as a whole, has become overly tolerant of jackasses, idiots, and left-lane huggers. The balance is thrown ...

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